Just been on to carol Nash and have been told the scoot should be home (well, at my preferred place for repair) on Friday 9th June!!!
Feck me, it would be quicker to dismantle to scoot and smuggle it over inside a load of illegal immigrant!
Glad you liked the bit about Hans - so here's another episode from our epic week, and again it goes to show how hospitable the Germans were...
On the monday we were trundling along nicely when Kev's hydraulic clutch conversion starts to play up, upon inspection it turns out that all the fluid had drained away!
Anyway, we found a back street mechanic whose name was Klauss and he only had one arm. Being a former rally-cross driver he had lost an arm in a serious accident when his arm slipped inside the steering wheel and was ripped off as the wheel spun round - ouch!
But back to the story - Klauss took us back to his place, insisting we camp in his back garden for the night, and as we walked in his wife was laid out on the sun lounger giving us all a non-too restricted view right up her skirt to her very skimpy red lacy knicker!!
As if that wasn't enough his daughter, who was about 25-ish, came out of the house with the most revealing top and plenty of cleavage showing!!
Neither Kev or myself knew where to look (vag or tits!!)- and readily accepted the offer of staying for a BBQ, but turned down the chance to pitch our tents in his garden!
Oh, and the rumours about German women being hairy isn't necessarily true
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